Think you deserve a throne? A U.S. plumbing firm has created a luxury toilet equipped with laptop computer and flat-screen TV which it plans to give away in an online sweepstake.
Ohio-based Roto-Rooter says its “Pimped Out John” is designed to “fulfill all your wildest bathroom dreams.” Special features include an iPod music player and speakers, an Xbox video game console, a refrigerator filled with drinks and snacks and a cycling exercise machine.
“The average person spends 11,862 hours in the bathroom, which equals one year, four months and five days in a lifetime… a toilet should be the most wonderful location in your home.”
Any resident of the United States could win this “gleaming monument to personal convenience” by entering the sweepstake at www.rotorooter.com before April 2.
You might never want to leave your bathroom again.
This story appeared in Reuters.
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Ohh I bet you'd love an ipodd in your toilet to listen to you're Air amerika while you shit. I want Rush Limbaugh with my shit, just like a tru truper-loving Americakn that we am. Your just trying to make fun of us who are loyal and truupe3r and polise lovers because we are supererier. I know you want to spend "11,862 hours" shitting, because you love it after cheese and beens. You make me dog walk. Swoardfish! Old Brown Shoe! Me and the other anonimouses are sick of it. poo
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