The Kodiak Perspective received a packet from his bookie, the Daily Racing Form, Breader’s Cup Advance.
All the information one needs to pick winners is contained in the highly cryptic, multi-herringed pages of statistical gobbledygook that is published by the turf authority.
In the words of Hank Chinaski, “I look for a horse that can beat the favorite, if I can’t find a horse that can beat the favorite, I bet the favorite.”
Time to light up a cigar, pour yourself a shot of Bourbon, and turn your mind over to the horse racing gods.
It just doesn’t get any better.
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