GOOD TO BE KING

LUDZIDZINI ROYAL VILLAGE, Swaziland (Reuters) - Tens of thousands of bare-breasted virgins competed for Swaziland King Mswati III's eye on Monday in a traditional Reed Dance.

The king is expected to choose his 14th wife. 

Meanwhile back in Kodiak, the Perspective is still hoping to find his one true love. Someone who has eluded him for 45+ years. She is quite elusive, or perhaps he is not a very good hunter.