BOOB JOB

A friend of the Kodiak Perspective has scheduled breast augmentation surgery, and it has become a regular topic of conversation, though it is an uncomfortable topic for the Kodiak Perspective in mixed company. 

The Kodiak Perspective feels like a brassiere, I am there to lift your spirits and support your decision, but I don’t know if I can continue to shoulder the responsibility and hold up my end.

The Kodiak Perspective does not understand why women will shell out hard earned cash for a larger bust, anyone can get bigger boobs, if you going to spend the money why not make a statement, get a third one!

A third one? You may wonder, but think about it from a guy’s perspective . . . we have two hands, and a mouth!