CARBON DATING

The Kodiak Perspective has recently been seeing a woman socially. She is younger than the Perspective, but not considerably so according to birth certificates, however, it seems that from points of reference, we are further than the chronological age suggests.

When the Perspective sings a song, she doesn’t know it, or if she does it is by the wrong artist. “Brown Eyed Girl” by Jimmy Buffet?? After the Perspective finished tossing his cookies, he tried to introduce her to Van Morrison.

Her favorite cartoon is “Kim-Possible”, . . . who?

If you follow the sage advice found on the paper place mats at Chinese restaurants, you should avoid those six years older or younger. These paper place mats have been handed down since the time of Confucius.

And yet, we seem to get along very well. The Perspective will have to take his chances. In the meantime, it feels good to interact with another carbon based life form with curvy parts and who smells good.