Sunday, July 15, 2007

KILLER BADGERS OF BASRA


The British army has been forced to deny claims that it has released giant badgers to terrorise the population of the Iraqi city of Basra.

The creatures are said to eat human flesh and run faster than a deer.
"We have not released giant badgers in Basra, and nor have we been collecting eggs and releasing serpents into the Shatt al-Arab river," said British army spokesman Major David Gell.

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