THAT DIDN’T TAKE LONG

Imprisoned hotel heiress Paris Hilton has said she believes God has given her a new chance and she plans to stop acting dumb and put her influence to good use.

It only took three days in jail to find god. One has to marvel at the conversion rate in prison. Is it because the person has already been found guilty and is hoping for forgiveness, or is it to impress the parole board? Whatever the reason, jail is one of the leading causes of Christianity.

There seems to be a great number of outward “Christians”, it is impossible to swing a dead cat without hitting one. The Perspective has been approached and preached at while trying to enjoy coffee at a local beanery, and at other public gatherings, as well as having people just knock on my door. People will offer that they are “Christian” in simple conversation.

The perspective was taught (by nuns) that outward displays are prideful and a sin. They taught that people would know by how you chose to live. In the Bible, Jesus had contempt for the pharisees who made public displays of their “faith”.

As always it is a good idea to “beware of false prophets”.